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- Location
- W Sussex
- Type of diabetes
- Type 2
- Treatment type
- Non-insulin injectable medication (incretin mimetics)
- Dislikes
- Argumenative barstifferous (new word *lol*) types who think that they know everything *wink*
A pig farmer from Essex attends a social function where
Prime Minister David Cameron is talking on his, ‘We’re all in it together’, theme.
Clearly the pig farmer was not paying much attention,
yakking with those closest and even quite far away.
Cameron endeavoured to attract his interest with slower, single syllable words.
As he was doing that, he kept swatting at
some flies that were buzzing around his head.
The pig man says, "Yew havin' a problem with them circle flies?"
David stopped talking and said, "Well, yes, if that's what they're called,
but I've never heard of circle flies."
"Well mate," the pig man replies, "Circle flies hang around
these parts a lot. They're called circle flies because they're almost
always found circling around the back end of animals."
"Oh," Cameron replies and resumes rambling.
But, a moment later he stops and bluntly asks,
"Are you saying, I’m talking ****?"
"No, sir," the pig farmer replies,
"I have too much respect for the citizens of this country
to say that about their Prime Minister ."
"Thank you for that respectful explanation," David responds
and resumes rambling once more.
And the pig man adds slowly ... ( you will love this)
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....
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"Hard to fool them flies, though."
Prime Minister David Cameron is talking on his, ‘We’re all in it together’, theme.
Clearly the pig farmer was not paying much attention,
yakking with those closest and even quite far away.
Cameron endeavoured to attract his interest with slower, single syllable words.
As he was doing that, he kept swatting at
some flies that were buzzing around his head.
The pig man says, "Yew havin' a problem with them circle flies?"
David stopped talking and said, "Well, yes, if that's what they're called,
but I've never heard of circle flies."
"Well mate," the pig man replies, "Circle flies hang around
these parts a lot. They're called circle flies because they're almost
always found circling around the back end of animals."
"Oh," Cameron replies and resumes rambling.
But, a moment later he stops and bluntly asks,
"Are you saying, I’m talking ****?"
"No, sir," the pig farmer replies,
"I have too much respect for the citizens of this country
to say that about their Prime Minister ."
"Thank you for that respectful explanation," David responds
and resumes rambling once more.
And the pig man adds slowly ... ( you will love this)
....
....
....
"Hard to fool them flies, though."
What a shame not all of them are suitable for publication here. :cry: