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As I sat, strapped in my seat waiting during the countdown, one thought kept crossing my mind . . . . .
Every part of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder.
- John Glenn
When the white missionaries came to Africa they had the Bible and we had the land.
They said 'Let us pray.' We closed our eyes.
When we opened them we had the Bible and they had the land.
- Desmond Tutu
America is the only country where a significant proportion of the population believes that
professional wrestling is real but the moon landing was faked.
- David Leterman
After the game, the King and the Pawn go into the same box.
- Italian proverb
When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.
- Prince Philip
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.
- Emo Philips
Wood burns faster when you have to cut and chop it yourself.
- Harrison Ford
The best cure for sea sickness, is to sit under a tree.
- Spike Milligan
Lawyers believe a man is innocent until proven broke.
- Robin Hall
Having more money doesn't make you happier.
I have 50 million dollars, but I'm just as happy as when I had 48 million.
- Arnold Schwarzenegger
If life were fair Elvis would still be alive today and all the impersonators would be dead.
- Johnny Carson
The first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone.
- George Roberts
If God had intended us to fly he would have made it easier to get to the airport.
- Jonathan Winters
The weather person is the only person that I know,
that can be wrong 99.9 % of the time and still have a job the next day.
- Johnny Carson
Every part of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder.
- John Glenn
When the white missionaries came to Africa they had the Bible and we had the land.
They said 'Let us pray.' We closed our eyes.
When we opened them we had the Bible and they had the land.
- Desmond Tutu
America is the only country where a significant proportion of the population believes that
professional wrestling is real but the moon landing was faked.
- David Leterman
After the game, the King and the Pawn go into the same box.
- Italian proverb
When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.
- Prince Philip
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.
- Emo Philips
Wood burns faster when you have to cut and chop it yourself.
- Harrison Ford
The best cure for sea sickness, is to sit under a tree.
- Spike Milligan
Lawyers believe a man is innocent until proven broke.
- Robin Hall
Having more money doesn't make you happier.
I have 50 million dollars, but I'm just as happy as when I had 48 million.
- Arnold Schwarzenegger
If life were fair Elvis would still be alive today and all the impersonators would be dead.
- Johnny Carson
The first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone.
- George Roberts
If God had intended us to fly he would have made it easier to get to the airport.
- Jonathan Winters
The weather person is the only person that I know,
that can be wrong 99.9 % of the time and still have a job the next day.
- Johnny Carson
