Well, it looks like I may well be going on holiday on Friday with a black eye!
I have somehow managed to get tangled in the lawn mower lead and performed a very slow motion fall which culminated in me lying between a bush and the garden wall, having smacked my cheek bone on the pond's water pump.
I now have an egg shaped lump at the top of my cheek bone, large enough to distort my contact lens and make my vision blurry, which has started to show purple.
I'm meant to be going out tonight, but I'm not sure i fancy sporting the Quasimodo look.
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