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Funny Story

Ayman_Matrook

Ayman_Matrook

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Location
Manama, Bahrain
Type of diabetes
HCP
Treatment type
I do not have diabetes
An old man came back to his doctor as a routine checkup after recent diagnosed DM while in last visit physician explain how to inject the insulin, and he use an "orange" to practice the injecting in front the old man....

In this visit Doctor surprised that sugar level was always high and not controlled... He increase the dosage and instruct him about meals and exercise, then he give appointment.

In next visit again sugar was high.. Doctor get angry... and randomly his shout the old man where all insulin amount that i prescribed it to you??!

Simply the old man replied and said: its in the oranges which you show me how to inject in it!!!!!!!

LoL



BuBashar
 
My wife is a biomedical scientist and works in the hospital labs. She's full of real life stories like that, especially with the warfarin clinic. The best stories though are from A&E:

Bizarre tales from A&E
 
That reminds me of the old girl told by the doc to put her medicine (as suppositories) in her "back passage", she replied "Sorry doctor, I've only got a wee flat, can I put them in the hall?":facepalm::facepalm:
 
FergusCrawford said:
That reminds me of the old girl told by the doc to put her medicine (as suppositories) in her "back passage", she replied "Sorry doctor, I've only got a wee flat, can I put them in the hall?":facepalm::facepalm:
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I met a girl who was jiggling her bottom and moving rapidly from one leg to the other and I asked her why she was dancing. She replied that she wasn't dancing but that her doctor had told her to take her medicine in her back passage. I asked if it had somehow irritated her but she said no, 'I'm just taking a throat lozenge'.
 
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