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<blockquote data-quote="Pura Vida" data-source="post: 2425626" data-attributes="member: 131793"><p><strong><em><u>Subject: The Best List in Ages</u></em></strong></p><p></p><p>*My tolerance for idiots is extremely low today. I used to have some immunity built up, but obviously there is a new strain out there. </p><p></p><p>*As I watch this generation try and rewrite our history, one thing I'm sure of … it will be misspelled and have no punctuation. </p><p></p><p>*Sorry I haven't gotten anything done today. I've been in the Produce Department trying to open this stupid plastic bag. </p><p></p><p>*Turns out that being a “senior" is mostly just googling how to do stuff. </p><p></p><p>*Do you ever get up in the morning, look in the mirror and think "That can't be accurate." </p><p></p><p>*I want to be 14 again and ruin my life differently. I have new ideas. </p><p></p><p>*Teacher: Give me a sentence which includes the words: defence, defeat, detail. </p><p></p><p>Student: When a horse jumps over defence, defeat go first and then detail. </p><p></p><p>*I'm on two diets. I wasn't getting enough food on one. </p><p></p><p>*Apparently RSVPing to a wedding invitation "Maybe next time," isn't the correct response. </p><p></p><p>*I put my scale in the bathroom corner and that's where the little liar will stay until it apologizes. </p><p></p><p>*My mind is like an internet browser. At least 19 open tabs, 3 of them are frozen and I have no clue where the music is coming from. </p><p></p><p>*Hard to believe I once had a phone attached to a wall, and when it rang, I picked it up without knowing who was calling, and I'm still alive.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Pura Vida, post: 2425626, member: 131793"] [B][I][U]Subject: The Best List in Ages[/U][/I][/B] *My tolerance for idiots is extremely low today. I used to have some immunity built up, but obviously there is a new strain out there. *As I watch this generation try and rewrite our history, one thing I'm sure of … it will be misspelled and have no punctuation. *Sorry I haven't gotten anything done today. I've been in the Produce Department trying to open this stupid plastic bag. *Turns out that being a “senior" is mostly just googling how to do stuff. *Do you ever get up in the morning, look in the mirror and think "That can't be accurate." *I want to be 14 again and ruin my life differently. I have new ideas. *Teacher: Give me a sentence which includes the words: defence, defeat, detail. Student: When a horse jumps over defence, defeat go first and then detail. *I'm on two diets. I wasn't getting enough food on one. *Apparently RSVPing to a wedding invitation "Maybe next time," isn't the correct response. *I put my scale in the bathroom corner and that's where the little liar will stay until it apologizes. *My mind is like an internet browser. At least 19 open tabs, 3 of them are frozen and I have no clue where the music is coming from. *Hard to believe I once had a phone attached to a wall, and when it rang, I picked it up without knowing who was calling, and I'm still alive. [/QUOTE]
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