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Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by Pura Vida, Apr 2, 2020.

  1. Pura Vida

    Pura Vida Type 2 · Well-Known Member

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    Just be careful because people are going crazy from isolation.
    Actually I've just been talking about this with the microwave and toaster and all of us agreed that things are getting bad.
    I didn't mention anything to the washing machine because she puts a different spin on everything.
    Certainly not to the fridge because he is acting cold and distant.
    In the end the iron calmed me down because she said everything is fine, nothing is too pressing.
    The vacuum was very unsympathetic...told me to just suck it up, but the fan was more optimistic and hoped that it would all soon blow over.
    The toilet looked a bit flushed when I asked it's opinion and didn't say anything but the doorknob told me to get a grip.
    The front door told me was I was unhinged so the curtains told me... you guessed it...to pull myself together!
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