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Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by Pura Vida, May 14, 2017.

  1. Pura Vida

    Pura Vida Type 2 · Well-Known Member

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    Jim decided to tie the knot with his long-time girlfriend.

    One evening, after the honeymoon, he was cleaning his golf shoes. His wife was standing there watching him. After a long period of silence she finally speaks.

    "Honey, I've been thinking, now that we are married I think it's time you quit golfing. Maybe you should sell your golf clubs."

    Jim gets this horrified look on his face.

    She says, "Darling, what's wrong?"

    "For minute there you were sounding like my ex-wife."

    "Ex wife!" she screams, “I didn't know you were married before!"

    “I wasn't
     
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