Golf

[Scandichic]

A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer. His friend says: “Wow, that is very touching. You truly are a kind man.” The man then replies: “Yeah, well we were married 35 years.

 

[RazzleDazzleDavey]

I'm loving your work, Scandichic, we have much to discuss!

 

[sanguine]

There's a classic golf joke that ends with "I think I could save you £1000 here", but it's possibly a bit risqué. I could be persuaded though ...