Hobs
Master
A man is walking down the street when he hears a voice, “Pssst you come over here!” He looks round and can see no one but an old mangy greyhound. “yes over here!” Said the greyhound “Look at me I m tied up here, I should be racing I won 14 races in my career you know?” The man thought to himself “Oh my god a talking dog, I have to have it, it will make me rich, tv appearances and cabaret bookings” So he goes in search of the owner. He found the owner and said “I d like to buy your dog, is he for sale??” The owner says “No mate you don’t want that old moth eaten thing!” “But I do!” Insisted the man “I lll give you 250 pounds for him. “Ok said the owner but I think your making a big mistake!” Handing over the money the man said “Why do you think that?” The man replied “Because that dogs a compulsive liar. .it’s never won a race in it’s life!”
