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HAVING A BAD DAY.......... READ THIS.....

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by Pilgrim22, Oct 18, 2012.

  1. Pilgrim22

    Pilgrim22 LADA · Well-Known Member

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    A father passing by his son's bedroom, was astonished
    to see the bed was nicely made, and everything was picked up. Then, he saw an
    envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed,
    'Dad.'

    With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and, with
    trembling hands, read the letter...

    "Dear, Dad. It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you.
    I had to elope with my new girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid scene
    with Mum and you. I've been finding real passion with Stacy, and she
    is so nice, but I knew you would not approve of her, because of all
    her piercings, tattoos, her tight Motorcycle clothes, and because she
    is so much older than I am.

    But it's not only the passion, Dad. She's pregnant. Stacy
    said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods, and
    has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream
    of having many more children.

    Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't
    really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves, and trading it
    with the other people in the commune for all the cocaine and
    ecstasy we want.

    In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for
    AIDS, so Stacy can get better. She sure deserves it!

    Don't worry Dad, I'm 15, and I know how to take care of myself.

    Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit, so you can get to know
    your many grandchildren.

    Love, your son, Joshua

    PS. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Jason's house. I just
    wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the
    school report that's on the kitchen table.
     
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    love it made me laugh....and i need to laugh.....thank you xxxxcx
     
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    missmoos mummy · Newbie

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    well this made me smile it really had me going :D
     
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    I remember ttelling my own Mum that I didn't care even if my daughter did eventually dye her hair green [she didn't but it was several different colours!].
    I could see there were much worse things than green hair and anyway, time will cure it. Pretty much the worst my daughter ever did was to wear 2 different socks , have a number of piercings in her ears and a small tatoo on her back. She's now a primary school teacher, married with two children and boringly respectable.
    Hana
    PS hair is brown with blonde streaks.
     
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    :lolno: Great Laugh, thanks for posting
     
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