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Following one overdone steal too many during a state visit in Israel, Trump collapses and dies of a massive heart attack.
The Israeli officials take the body and tell Mike Pence: "You have two burial options."
" The first one, you pay $10,000,000 and we can send the body back to the United States so he can be buried there. "
" Second option, you pay $500,000 and we bury him here in the sacred land of Israel."
After much debate, Pence decides to pay the larger fee and bring back the body. Surprised, the Israelis ask them why they chose this option.
" Well, we believe that at some time in the past you buried someone and he came back after three days, we're just not willing to take that chance."
The Israeli officials take the body and tell Mike Pence: "You have two burial options."
" The first one, you pay $10,000,000 and we can send the body back to the United States so he can be buried there. "
" Second option, you pay $500,000 and we bury him here in the sacred land of Israel."
After much debate, Pence decides to pay the larger fee and bring back the body. Surprised, the Israelis ask them why they chose this option.
" Well, we believe that at some time in the past you buried someone and he came back after three days, we're just not willing to take that chance."
