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From the "Have I Got News For You" Twitter account:
BREAKING: Boris Johnson denies hosting quiz at No 10, as it was actually an emergency Cobra meeting to determine which Irish singer-songwriter released the 1990 hit single ‘Nothing Compares 2 U’.
As the government confirms school nativity plays can go ahead as long as parents wear protection, B&Q immediately sells out of industrial earplugs.
As Sweden’s Prime Minister resigns after less than 12 hours, Ikea shoppers say they’ve spent far longer than that failing to put a cabinet together.
As air travel to the US reopens, Prince Andrew pledges allegiance to Insulate Britain and glues himself to the M25.
As the government confirms school nativity plays can go ahead as long as parents wear protection, B&Q immediately sells out of industrial earplugs.
As Sweden’s Prime Minister resigns after less than 12 hours, Ikea shoppers say they’ve spent far longer than that failing to put a cabinet together.
As air travel to the US reopens, Prince Andrew pledges allegiance to Insulate Britain and glues himself to the M25.
