Holy Email

[WeeWillie]

One day God was looking down at earth and saw all of the rascally behaviour that was going on...

So He called His angels and sent one to earth for a time.

When the angel returned, he told God, 'Yes, it is bad on
earth; 95% are misbehaving and only 5% are not.

God thought for a moment and said, 'Maybe I had better
send down a second angel to get another opinion.'

So God called another angel and sent her to earth for a time.

When the angel returned she went to God and said, 'Yes, it's true.
The earth is in decline; 95% are misbehaving, but 5% are being good...'

God was not pleased.

So He decided to e-mail the 5% who were good, because He wanted to
encourage them, and give them a little something to help them keep going.

Do you know what the e-mail said??

Okay, I was just wondering, because I didn't get one either.

 

[IanD]

One day God was looking down at earth and saw all of the rascally behaviour that was going on...
......
So He decided to e-mail the 5% who were good, because He wanted to
encourage them, and give them a little something to help them keep going.

Do you know what the e-mail said??

Okay, I was just wondering, because I didn't get one either.

The revelation from Jesus Christ, which God gave him to show his servants what must soon take place. He made it known by sending his angel to his servant John, 2 who testifies to everything he saw – that is, the word of God and the testimony of Jesus Christ. 3 Blessed is the one who reads aloud the words of this prophecy, and blessed are those who hear it and take to heart what is written in it, because the time is near. (Revelation 1)

31 But these are written, that ye might believe that Jesus is the Christ, the Son of God; and that believing ye might have life through his name. (John 20)

 

[WeeWillie]

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The revelation from Jesus Christ, which God gave him to show his servants what must soon take place. He made it known by sending his angel to his servant John, 2 who testifies to everything he saw – that is, the word of God and the testimony of Jesus Christ. 3 Blessed is the one who reads aloud the words of this prophecy, and blessed are those who hear it and take to heart what is written in it, because the time is near. (Revelation 1)

31 But these are written, that ye might believe that Jesus is the Christ, the Son of God; and that believing ye might have life through his name. (John 20)

Matthew 7:1-5 (NIV)


7: Do not judge, or you too will be judged.

2: For in the same way you judge others, you will be judged, and with the measure you use, it will be measured to you.

3: Why do you look at the speck of sawdust in your brother’s eye and pay no attention to the plank in your own eye?

4: How can you say to your brother, Let me take the speck out of your eye, when all the time there is a plank in your own eye?

5: You hypocrite, first take the plank out of your own eye, and then you will see clearly to remove the speck from your brother’s eye.

Here endeth the lesson on this matter.

Have a pleasant week IanD.
weewillie.

 

[ConradJ]

3 Blessed is the one who reads aloud the words of this prophecy, and blessed are those who hear it and take to heart what is written in it, because the time is near. (Revelation 1)

Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today; it’s already tomorrow in Australia.
- Charles M. Schulz
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