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WHEN I SAY I'M BROKE - I'M BROKE!
A little old lady answered a
knock on the door one day, to be
confronted by a well-dressed young
man carrying a vacuum cleaner.
'Good morning,' said the young man.
'If I could take a couple minutes of
your time, I would like to demonstrate
the very latest in high-powered
vacuum cleaners...'
''Go away!'' said the old lady.
''I'm broke and haven't got any money!''
and she proceeded to close the door.
Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his
foot in the door and pushed it wide open...
''Don't be too hasty!'' he said. ''Not until
you have at least seen my demonstration.''
And with that, he emptied a bucket of
horse manure onto her hallway carpet.
Now if this vacuum cleaner does
not remove all traces of this horse
manure from your carpet, Madam,
I will personally eat the remainder."
The old lady stepped back and said,
"Well let me get you a fork, 'cause they
cut off my electricity this morning!"
A little old lady answered a
knock on the door one day, to be
confronted by a well-dressed young
man carrying a vacuum cleaner.
'Good morning,' said the young man.
'If I could take a couple minutes of
your time, I would like to demonstrate
the very latest in high-powered
vacuum cleaners...'
''Go away!'' said the old lady.
''I'm broke and haven't got any money!''
and she proceeded to close the door.
Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his
foot in the door and pushed it wide open...
''Don't be too hasty!'' he said. ''Not until
you have at least seen my demonstration.''
And with that, he emptied a bucket of
horse manure onto her hallway carpet.
Now if this vacuum cleaner does
not remove all traces of this horse
manure from your carpet, Madam,
I will personally eat the remainder."
The old lady stepped back and said,
"Well let me get you a fork, 'cause they
cut off my electricity this morning!"