I am broke

Pura Vida

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Type of diabetes
Type 2
Treatment type
Tablets (oral)
WHEN I SAY I'M BROKE - I'M BROKE!



A little old lady answered a



knock on the door one day, to be


confronted by a well-dressed young


man carrying a vacuum cleaner.


'Good morning,' said the young man.


'If I could take a couple minutes of


your time, I would like to demonstrate


the very latest in high-powered


vacuum cleaners...'



''Go away!'' said the old lady.



''I'm broke and haven't got any money!''


and she proceeded to close the door.



Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his



foot in the door and pushed it wide open...


''Don't be too hasty!'' he said. ''Not until


you have at least seen my demonstration.''


And with that, he emptied a bucket of


horse manure onto her hallway carpet.


Now if this vacuum cleaner does


not remove all traces of this horse


manure from your carpet, Madam,


I will personally eat the remainder."



The old lady stepped back and said,



"Well let me get you a fork, 'cause they


cut off my electricity this morning!"