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<blockquote data-quote="Pura Vida" data-source="post: 2081152" data-attributes="member: 131793"><p><strong>WHEN I SAY I'M BROKE - I'M BROKE!</strong></p><p></p><p></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>A little old lady answered a</strong></p><p></p><p></p><p><strong>knock on the door one day, to be</strong></p><p></p><p></p><p><strong>confronted by a well-dressed young</strong></p><p></p><p></p><p><strong>man carrying a vacuum cleaner.</strong></p><p></p><p></p><p><strong>'Good morning,' said the young man.</strong></p><p></p><p></p><p><strong>'If I could take a couple minutes of</strong></p><p></p><p></p><p><strong>your time, I would like to demonstrate</strong></p><p></p><p></p><p><strong>the very latest in high-powered</strong></p><p></p><p></p><p><strong>vacuum cleaners...'</strong></p><p></p><p></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>''Go away!'' said the old lady.</strong></p><p></p><p></p><p><strong>''I'm broke and haven't got any money!''</strong></p><p></p><p></p><p><strong>and she proceeded to close the door.</strong></p><p></p><p></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his</strong></p><p></p><p></p><p><strong>foot in the door and pushed it wide open...</strong></p><p></p><p></p><p><strong>''Don't be too hasty!'' he said. ''Not until</strong></p><p></p><p></p><p><strong>you have at least seen my demonstration.''</strong></p><p></p><p></p><p><strong>And with that, he emptied a bucket of</strong></p><p></p><p></p><p><strong>horse manure onto her hallway carpet.</strong></p><p></p><p></p><p><strong>Now if this vacuum cleaner does</strong></p><p></p><p></p><p><strong>not remove all traces of this horse</strong></p><p></p><p></p><p><strong>manure from your carpet, Madam,</strong></p><p></p><p></p><p><strong>I will personally eat the remainder."</strong></p><p></p><p></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>The old lady stepped back and said,</strong></p><p></p><p></p><p><strong>"Well let me get you a fork, 'cause they</strong></p><p></p><p></p><p><strong>cut off my electricity this morning!"</strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Pura Vida, post: 2081152, member: 131793"] [B]WHEN I SAY I'M BROKE - I'M BROKE![/B] [B] A little old lady answered a[/B] [B]knock on the door one day, to be[/B] [B]confronted by a well-dressed young[/B] [B]man carrying a vacuum cleaner.[/B] [B]'Good morning,' said the young man.[/B] [B]'If I could take a couple minutes of[/B] [B]your time, I would like to demonstrate[/B] [B]the very latest in high-powered[/B] [B]vacuum cleaners...'[/B] [B] ''Go away!'' said the old lady.[/B] [B]''I'm broke and haven't got any money!''[/B] [B]and she proceeded to close the door.[/B] [B] Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his[/B] [B]foot in the door and pushed it wide open...[/B] [B]''Don't be too hasty!'' he said. ''Not until[/B] [B]you have at least seen my demonstration.''[/B] [B]And with that, he emptied a bucket of[/B] [B]horse manure onto her hallway carpet.[/B] [B]Now if this vacuum cleaner does[/B] [B]not remove all traces of this horse[/B] [B]manure from your carpet, Madam,[/B] [B]I will personally eat the remainder."[/B] [B] The old lady stepped back and said,[/B] [B]"Well let me get you a fork, 'cause they[/B] [B]cut off my electricity this morning!"[/B] [/QUOTE]
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