martwolves
Well-Known Member
- Messages
- 625
- Location
- Wolverhampton
- Type of diabetes
- Type 1
- Dislikes
- Selfish people, arseholes who think they know it all, ignoramuses, chavs and people with no manners. People who play music on the bus or train full blast on their phones.
I went into a sex shop in Brum today. The burly vendor looked at me and said "can I help you, mate?"
I said...
"Yeah. I'll have five pounds worth!"
He wasn't happy.
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I was driving along today, in too much of hurry. As the lights changed I bumped into the car in front. A red-faced dwarf jumped out of his SUV and said "I'm really not happy!"
I said...
Well which one are you then.
Enough lame efforts for tonight.
Nah, one more.
My I took my wife to the fairground and the weekend and said "I'm really happy. The candyfloss was delicious, I'm glad you let me have yours, being diabetic. It was so romantic of you and thoughtful to take me on the rowing boats and to pack a picnic and the teddy you won at the coconut shy is divine. I'm speechless." I said "do you really mean that", she replied "of course darling".
I put my arm around her, leaned towards her and bent down to her and said...
"Shut the F**K UP THEN"
Sorry in advance.
I said...
"Yeah. I'll have five pounds worth!"
He wasn't happy.
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
I was driving along today, in too much of hurry. As the lights changed I bumped into the car in front. A red-faced dwarf jumped out of his SUV and said "I'm really not happy!"
I said...
Well which one are you then.
Enough lame efforts for tonight.
Nah, one more.
My I took my wife to the fairground and the weekend and said "I'm really happy. The candyfloss was delicious, I'm glad you let me have yours, being diabetic. It was so romantic of you and thoughtful to take me on the rowing boats and to pack a picnic and the teddy you won at the coconut shy is divine. I'm speechless." I said "do you really mean that", she replied "of course darling".
I put my arm around her, leaned towards her and bent down to her and said...
"Shut the F**K UP THEN"
Sorry in advance.
