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It's complicated

jasmine1616

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Location
Atlanta, Georgia
Type of diabetes
Type 1
Treatment type
Pump
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hate people who think they know about T1D, but they really don't
Two girls walk into a restaurant. They both get a Diet Coke with ice. One drinks it very fast, finishes, and leaves. The other drinks it very slowly, and once she finishes, she dies. Why? I will answer the riddle in 2 weeks. Good luck.
 
Poison in middle of ice, the ice didn't have time to melt to release the poison in the girl who drunk it fast
 
After a lot of thinking..I think I have it. Did someone wearing a bright yellow skin tight body suit and a black cowboy hat (with feather in it) sneak up behind the second girl very slowly while she was finishing her coke, and bang her over the head with a fish-tank full of ugly goldfish which smashed on impact sending her sprawling on the floor to bleed to death along the flopping fish? Oh yes! Sherlock or what? I knew that the ice was a red herring and that it was on a Tuesday (the day the big mad fish-hating banana sheriff comes out to play). Do I win a watch? Whaaaat?
 
I've got it, girl who drunk her Coke quickly was having a hypo, treated it and left, other girl also diabetic had a full on Coke, dead
 
How could I be so wrong? I may just have to stand down as head of Scotland's CID. :mad:
 
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