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just for the ladies.......................

adrian207

adrian207

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Mirror, Mirror

Mirror, mirror on the wall,
Do you have to tell it all?

Where do you get the glaring right
To make my clothes look just too tight?

I think I’m fine but I can see
you won’t co-operate with me;

The way you let the shadows play,
You’d think my hair was getting grey

What’s that, you say? A double chin?
No, that’s the way the light comes in;

If you persist in peering so,
You’ll confiscate my facial glow,

And then if you’re not hanging straight,
You’ll tell me next I’m gaining weight;

I’m really quite upset with you,
For giving this distorted view;

I hate you being smug and wise…
O, look what’s happened to my thighs!

I warn you now, O mirrored wall,
Since we’re not on speaking terms at all,

If I look like this in my new jeans,
You’ll find yourself in smithereens!!
 
I would say it works the same for Men too, except the grey hair bit should read "Balding pate, the fires gone out in the grate"
 
adrian207 said:
Mirror, Mirror

Mirror, mirror on the wall,
Do you have to tell it all?

Where do you get the glaring right
To make my clothes look just too tight?

I think I’m fine but I can see
you won’t co-operate with me;

The way you let the shadows play,
You’d think my hair was getting grey

What’s that, you say? A double chin?
No, that’s the way the light comes in;

If you persist in peering so,
You’ll confiscate my facial glow,

And then if you’re not hanging straight,
You’ll tell me next I’m gaining weight;

I’m really quite upset with you,
For giving this distorted view;

I hate you being smug and wise…
O, look what’s happened to my thighs!

I warn you now, O mirrored wall,
Since we’re not on speaking terms at all,

If I look like this in my new jeans,
You’ll find yourself in smithereens!!
Click to expand...
brazillian.jpg Did not mean to derail your thread....But it was titled "just for the ladies....":);):happy:
 
adrian207 said:
Mirror, Mirror

Mirror, mirror on the wall,
Do you have to tell it all?

Where do you get the glaring right
To make my clothes look just too tight?

I think I’m fine but I can see
you won’t co-operate with me;

The way you let the shadows play,
You’d think my hair was getting grey

What’s that, you say? A double chin?
No, that’s the way the light comes in;

If you persist in peering so,
You’ll confiscate my facial glow,

And then if you’re not hanging straight,
You’ll tell me next I’m gaining weight;

I’m really quite upset with you,
For giving this distorted view;

I hate you being smug and wise…
O, look what’s happened to my thighs!

I warn you now, O mirrored wall,
Since we’re not on speaking terms at all,

If I look like this in my new jeans,
You’ll find yourself in smithereens!!
Click to expand...
Wonderful! Thank you for bringing a smile to my face yet again!
 
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