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Just joking....

Malc.

Well-Known Member
What has 100 legs and no teeth?

The front row at a Cliff Richard concert. :roll:



A man was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side. His eyes fluttered open and he said, 'You're beautiful.' Then he fell asleep again.

His wife had never heard him say that before, so she stayed by his side. A few minutes later his eyes fluttered open and he said, 'You're cute..' The wife was disappointed because instead of 'beautiful,' it was now 'cute.'

She asked, 'What happened to beautiful?'

The man replied, 'The drugs are wearing off.'
 
Here's another joke for your consideration...

My wife was counting all the 1p’s and 2p’s out on the kitchen table when she suddenly got very angry and started shouting and crying for no reason...

I thought to myself, “She’s going through the change...” :)

Malc.
 
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