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Keeping An Eye Out

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Jack and Vera decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their 10-year-old son in their flat was to send him out on the balcony and order him to report on all the neighbourhood activities.
The boy began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation.
"There's a car being towed from the car park ,"he said.
"An ambulance just drove by."
A few moments passed.
"Looks like the Anderson's have company," he called out.
"My mate, Matt`s riding a new bike and the Coopers are having sex."
Mam and dad shot up in bed.
"How do you know that?" the startled father asked.
"Their kid is standing out on the balcony too," his son replied
 
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