Knock Knock jokes

[Andrew S]

Knock knock

Who's there?

Carol

Carol who?

Carol Singer

 

[Andrew S]

Knock knock

Who's there?

We two kings

We two kings who?

We two kings of Orient are

 

[Andrew S]

Knock knock

Who's there?

Mr King

Mr King who?

Missed a king out of the last joke

 

[Andrew S]

Knock knock

Who's there?

Ray

Ray who?

Raise me up I can't reach the bell!

 

[Andrew S]

Knock knock

Who's there?

Doctor

Doctor who?

That's him

 

[Andrew S]

Knock knock

Who's there?

A doctor

A doctor who?

A doctor a day keeps the apple away!

 

[Andrew S]

Knock knock

Who's there?

Witch doctor

Witch doctor who?

You can choose

 

[Andrew S]

Knock knock

Who's there?

Terry

Terry who?

Terrible knock knock joke

 

[Robinredbreast]

Knock Knock

Who's there ?

Noah

Noah who ?

Noah any good restaurants we can eat at

 

[Robinredbreast]

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Avenue.

Avenue who?

Avenue knocked on this door before?

 

[izzzi]

Knock Knock Who's there
Dummy
Dummy who
Dummy a favour and go away

 

[izzzi]

 

[eddie1968]

Knock knock
who's there ?
Dai
Dai who ?
Dai betes
lol (cringe). Good Welsh one lol

 

[eddie1968]

Knock knock
"Go away"
lol, hyperglycemia joke there

 

[Andrew S]

Knock knock

Who's there?

Rapper

Rapper who?

Wrap around shades