WeeWillie
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- Dislikes
- Dictators who positively go out of their way to force misery, tears and fears, upon their countryman's lives.
Politicians who, in dealing with dictators, have a wishbone where a backbone should be.
Who says Adam was created first?
Here's the real story.
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, "Lord, I have a problem!"
"What's the problem, Eve?"
"Lord, I know you've created me and have provided this beautiful garden and all of
these wonderful animals, and that hilarious comedy snake, but I'm just not happy."
"Why is that, Eve?" came the reply from above.
"Lord, I am lonely. And I'm sick to death of apples."
"Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a man for you."
"What's a 'man', Lord?"
"This man will be a flawed creature, with aggressive tendencies, an enormous ego
and an inability to empathize or listen to you properly.
All in all, he'll give you a hard time. But, he'll be bigger and faster and more muscular
than you.
He'll be really good at fighting and kicking a ball about and hunting fleet-footed ruminants,
and not altogether bad in the sack."
"Sounds great," says Eve, with an ironically raised eyebrow.
"Yeah, well. He's better than a poke in the eye with a burnt stick. But, you can have him
on one condition."
"What's that, Lord?"
"You'll have to let him believe that I made him first."
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Sorry ladies I just don't buy that version. :lol:
Here's the real story.
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, "Lord, I have a problem!"
"What's the problem, Eve?"
"Lord, I know you've created me and have provided this beautiful garden and all of
these wonderful animals, and that hilarious comedy snake, but I'm just not happy."
"Why is that, Eve?" came the reply from above.
"Lord, I am lonely. And I'm sick to death of apples."
"Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a man for you."
"What's a 'man', Lord?"
"This man will be a flawed creature, with aggressive tendencies, an enormous ego
and an inability to empathize or listen to you properly.
All in all, he'll give you a hard time. But, he'll be bigger and faster and more muscular
than you.
He'll be really good at fighting and kicking a ball about and hunting fleet-footed ruminants,
and not altogether bad in the sack."
"Sounds great," says Eve, with an ironically raised eyebrow.
"Yeah, well. He's better than a poke in the eye with a burnt stick. But, you can have him
on one condition."
"What's that, Lord?"
"You'll have to let him believe that I made him first."
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Sorry ladies I just don't buy that version. :lol:
