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Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by Pura Vida, May 5, 2020.

  1. Pura Vida

    Pura Vida Type 2 · Well-Known Member

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    LEMON PICKERS NEEDED IN FLORIDA -- ONLY U.S. CITIZENS OR LEGAL IMMIGRANTS NEED APPLY

    Sally Mulligan of Coral Springs, Florida, read an ad in the newspaper for one of the jobs that most Americans are not willing to do, and decided to apply. She submitted to a Florida lemon grove, but seemed far too qualified for the job.

    She has a liberal arts degree from the University of Michigan, and a master’s degree from Michigan State University. For a number of years, she had worked as a social worker, and also as a school teacher.

    The foreman studied her application, frowned and said, "I see you are well-educated, and have an impressive resume. However, I must ask whether you have any actual experience in picking lemons?”

    "Well, as a matter of fact, I have," she said. "I've been divorced three times, owned two Hyundai’s, and voted for Clinton,
    She started work yesterday.
     
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