I believe Richard the Third had a nose for a decent car park
So I written this poem Well just for a lark.c :lol:
Richard the third
Once famed by Shakespeare as someone beserk
Bet no one quite knew he was under a Merc.
So Dickie the third ,didnt have that much luck Most of hereafter , spent under a truck.
He s been covered by Fiats Audis and Rover And a Citreon 2 CV that nearly rolled over
He dreamed to be Victor maybe Vauxhall by name ? Six foot over his head , One rusted in the rain
Now just think of the Lotus Ferrari and Ford He just wanted a geegee , must have got bored ?
His Triumph was short and had once been resprayed ! At least for the par king , that owner had paid
To think from his vantage, Its really perverse He looked up to a woman that tried to reverse.
If only we knew ,They would put up more signs King down below and park between lines.?
To think that above him was oil in a sump If only he had known, He might take the hump.
Gave up his kingdom for something to ride. The horse ran at Aintree , long after he died
As the monach oh dear, He named food when he could Like a chain that sold burgers , King, that sounds good,
Also a query ? , as someone remarked Was he really burried or somewhat just parked?
King for two years and didnt get stronger Shakespeares play at Old Vic, well that lasted longer.
Well Dickie oh King, made famous by bard your gonna be moved , just three hundred yard
The cathedral your going to ,has a maid there called Rita So anyone parking , now pays via a meter
At least now in Leicester where the main roads a Ring They had a car park Thats fit for a king.