• Guest - w'd love to know what you think about the forum! Take the 2025 Survey »

Let's Write A Poem ... Noses

we last saw his body floating down the clyde
 
alas, Klyde had died in the Clyde :o
 
this poem is too long, like some noses, page 5? (we started a new one on EARS) :wink:
 
if this thread is for burning, I'm sorry, but this member's not for turning... :lol:
 
that's up to you ... follow your nose or your ears ...
 
I believe Richard the Third had a nose for a decent car park
So I written this poem Well just for a lark.c :lol:

Richard the third


Once famed by Shakespeare as someone beserk
Bet no one quite knew he was under a Merc.

So Dickie the third ,didnt have that much luck Most of hereafter , spent under a truck.

He s been covered by Fiats Audis and Rover And a Citreon 2 CV that nearly rolled over

He dreamed to be Victor maybe Vauxhall by name ? Six foot over his head , One rusted in the rain

Now just think of the Lotus Ferrari and Ford He just wanted a geegee , must have got bored ?



His Triumph was short and had once been resprayed ! At least for the par king , that owner had paid

To think from his vantage, Its really perverse He looked up to a woman that tried to reverse.

If only we knew ,They would put up more signs King down below and park between lines.?

To think that above him was oil in a sump If only he had known, He might take the hump.



Gave up his kingdom for something to ride. The horse ran at Aintree , long after he died

As the monach oh dear, He named food when he could Like a chain that sold burgers , King, that sounds good,

Also a query ? , as someone remarked Was he really burried or somewhat just parked?

King for two years and didnt get stronger Shakespeares play at Old Vic, well that lasted longer.



Well Dickie oh King, made famous by bard your gonna be moved , just three hundred yard

The cathedral your going to ,has a maid there called Rita So anyone parking , now pays via a meter

At least now in Leicester where the main roads a Ring They had a car park Thats fit for a king.
 
GraceK said:
that's up to you ... follow your nose or your ears ...


Golly gosh, this could go on for years and years and .............years :lol:

RRB
 
Back
Top