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Diabeticliberty
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My best friend was in a supermarket this morning and was approached by a very pretty lady who addressed him ‘Excuse me but don’t I know you?’ He looked her up and down and paused before replying ‘ Are you the lap dancer who on my stag night stripped me naked, walked up and down my back in stiletto heeled patent leather boots before whipping my bare naked backside with half a dozen sticks of raw celery and then making passionate love to me on the pool table, charging me £2000.00 for the privilege?’ She replied ‘No actually, I’m your son’s geography teacher’
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