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Made me smile :-D

Robinredbreast

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Planet Earth
Type of diabetes
Type 1
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Bullies, Liars, Trolls and dishonest cruel people
Yesterday I bought a dog from the local blacksmith..


When I got him home he made a bolt for the door
Boom Boom

Please add a silly joke to make us smile
 
I went to the supermarket today, and found a £20 note in the car park. Had a battle with my conscience, so asked myself: "What would Jesus do?" That resolved it for me: I went into the shop and turned it into wine!
 
Heard a comedian say "Last week I launched a book, aimed at children aged 9 to 12, and I'm glad to say that I was successful at hitting one!"

[as accurate as I can remember...]
 
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