Made me smile :-D

[Robinredbreast]

Yesterday I bought a dog from the local blacksmith..


When I got him home he made a bolt for the door
Boom Boom

Please add a silly joke to make us smile

 

[Marvin]

I went to the supermarket today, and found a £20 note in the car park. Had a battle with my conscience, so asked myself: "What would Jesus do?" That resolved it for me: I went into the shop and turned it into wine!

 

[pdmjoker]

Heard a comedian say "Last week I launched a book, aimed at children aged 9 to 12, and I'm glad to say that I was successful at hitting one!"

[as accurate as I can remember...]