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Made me smile :-D

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by Robinredbreast, May 19, 2020.

  1. Robinredbreast

    Robinredbreast Type 1 · Oracle

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    Yesterday I bought a dog from the local blacksmith..


    When I got him home he made a bolt for the door
    Boom Boom

    Please add a silly joke to make us smile :D
     
  2. Marvin

    Marvin Type 2 · Well-Known Member

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    I went to the supermarket today, and found a £20 note in the car park. Had a battle with my conscience, so asked myself: "What would Jesus do?" That resolved it for me: I went into the shop and turned it into wine!
     
  3. pdmjoker

    pdmjoker Prediabetes · Well-Known Member

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    Heard a comedian say "Last week I launched a book, aimed at children aged 9 to 12, and I'm glad to say that I was successful at hitting one!" ;)

    [as accurate as I can remember...]
     
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