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This is a conversation between a man and his wife, please note that she asks seven questions, which he answers quite simply.
Then she is speechless after answering only one question from him.
I bet this happens more often than not to most husbands out there:
Woman: do you drink beer?
Man: yes
Woman: how many beers a day?
Man: usually about three
Woman: how much do you pay per beer?
Man: $5 which includes a tip (this is where it gets scary!)
Woman: and how long have you been drinking?
Man: about 20 years, i suppose.
Woman: so a beer costs $5 and you have three beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450. in one year, it would be approximately $5400 correct?
Man: correct
Woman: if in one year you spend $5400, not counting for inflation, the past 20 years puts your spending on beer at $108,000 correct?
Man: correct
Woman: do you know that if you didn't drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought an airplane?
Man: do you drink beer?
Woman: no.
Man: where is your airplane?
Then she is speechless after answering only one question from him.
I bet this happens more often than not to most husbands out there:
Woman: do you drink beer?
Man: yes
Woman: how many beers a day?
Man: usually about three
Woman: how much do you pay per beer?
Man: $5 which includes a tip (this is where it gets scary!)
Woman: and how long have you been drinking?
Man: about 20 years, i suppose.
Woman: so a beer costs $5 and you have three beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450. in one year, it would be approximately $5400 correct?
Man: correct
Woman: if in one year you spend $5400, not counting for inflation, the past 20 years puts your spending on beer at $108,000 correct?
Man: correct
Woman: do you know that if you didn't drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought an airplane?
Man: do you drink beer?
Woman: no.
Man: where is your airplane?
