Married 53 years

[Randburg]

Married 53 years -
After being married for 53 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, "Fifty three years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 23-year-old girl.
Now ... I have a $4,750,000 home, a $845,000 car, a nice big bed and a 65 inch screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 73-year-old woman.
It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things.
" My wife is a very reasonable woman.
She told me to go out and find a hot 23-year-old girl and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap house, driving a junk car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.
Aren't older women great?

@carty, still think I'm Ageist

 

[carty]

I dont think you are ageist at all it was just my sense of humour going into overdrive every thing is some sort of "ist" these days
CAROL

 

[Squire Fulwood]

I'm a p**s artist, does that count.

 

[Robinredbreast]

A quote from - Erma Bombeck

'People are always asking couples whose marriage has endured at least a quarter of a century for their secret for success. Actually, it is no secret at all. I am a forgiving women. Long ago I forgave my husband for not being Paul Newman'

Love it

 

[Scandichic]

@Randburg
My hubbie loves this.
His response:
Marriage is like a pack of cards. Starts out with 2 hearts and a diamond and ends with a club and a spade! The git!