Men are like.............................

[Blondie153]

 

[Squire Fulwood]

That reminds me of that old joke about Barbie being a lot more expensive than she used to be since now she comes with Ken's house, Ken's boat and Ken's car.

 

[Pasha]

http://guff.com/12-things-men-are-better-than-women-at/showering

 

[Robinredbreast]

I used to..................View attachment 11519

Ahhh, those were the days, happy memories of platforms, stacks and very bright colours

 

[Robinredbreast]

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ROFL

 

[Blondie153]

ROFL

Sorry should have stated with the exception of mr blondie!!!!

 

[adrian207]

Sorry should have stated with the exception of mr blondie!!!!

I bet he reads some of these posts, right?? You creep

 

[Blondie153]

I bet he reads some of these posts, right?? You creep

Never fight the hand that feeds you!!!

 

[Blondie153]

I may be blonde but I'm not stupid!!

 

[adrian207]

Never fight the hand that feeds you!!!

Seems like you're the one feeding him, but that's only right

 

[Blondie153]

You have a point, he doesn't do cooking!!!

 

[adrian207]

You have a point, he doesn't do cooking!!!

You wouldn't happen to have a sister that's available?

 

[Blondie153]

Actually I do!!

 

[Blondie153]

But I wouldn't want your cyber harem getting jealous!

 

[adrian207]

Actually I do!!

tell her she's not available anymore and I won't mind if you send her my avatar. It's my best side and she'll just fall for my smile.

 

[adrian207]

But I wouldn't want your cyber harem getting jealous!

Hey!! They've had their chances. Just don't know a good thing when they see one.

 

[Blondie153]

How could she resist! You are the man/primate of her dreams!

 

[Blondie153]

At full stretch how tall are you? She's quite tall!

 

[Blondie153]

Hey!! They've had their chances. Just don't know a good thing when they see one.

A quality piece like you wouldn't stay on the shelf long!

 

[adrian207]

How could she resist! You are the man/primate of her dreams!

WOW WOW WOW, don't go overboard, I know it's hard not to but I'm starting to blush now.