Mrs Croc's Favourite

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Crocodile

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Type of diabetes
Type 2
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I can't have it often
Up in the honeymoon suite just after the reception the new groom removes his trousers and tosses them to his new wife.
"Here, try these on"
She replies
"They're way too big for me"
Groom, "That's right, from now on, I wear the pants around here"
The bride removes her knickers and tosses them over
"Here, try these on"
Groom, "Are you joking, I'll never get into those"
Bride, "Keep that up and you never will"
 
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Crocodile

Well-Known Member
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683
Type of diabetes
Type 2
Treatment type
Tablets (oral)
Dislikes
I can't have it often
One of Mr Croc's favourites:

Hubby walks into the bedroom where the lovely wife is getting ready for bed. He offers her a Panadol.
Quizzingly, she asks "What's that for ?"
He replies "That is for your headache."
She retorts "But I don't have a headache."
He smiles and says "Good !"
 
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