Sure, get a leg amputated and go hobble around on your **** in the heat as soon as they release you from hospital to fix a deck while also having kidney disease to the point of needing dialysis, and having a dodgy fistula.

The deck looks great though, and I'm glad to hear you have such a good relationship with your brother.
I hope you're out of hospital soon so you can do more stupid things to tell us about.
But don't be too stupid, we want to enjoy your wisdom and stories a bit longer.
Looking forward to hearing when you find your feet again, substitutes or not.