Now That I'm Older

Pura Vida

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Type of diabetes
Type 2
Treatment type
Tablets (oral)
Now That I'm Older


1. My goal for 2020 was to lose 10 pounds. Only have 19 to
go.



2. Ate salad for dinner. Mostly croutons and tomatoes. Really
just one big round crouton covered with tomato sauce, and cheese. FINE,
it was a pizza.... OK, I ate a pizza! Are you happy now?


3. How to prepare Tofu:

a. Throw it in
the trash


b. Grill some
meat, chicken or fish


4. I just did a week's worth of cardio after walking into a
spider web.


5. I don't mean to brag, but I finished my 14-day diet food
supply in 3 hours and 20 minutes.


6. A recent study has found women who carry a little extra
weight live longer than men who mention it.


7. Kids today don't know how easy they have it. When I was
young, I had to walk 9 feet through shag carpet to change the TV channel.


8. Senility has been a smooth transition for me.

9. Remember back when we were kids and every time it was below
zero outside they closed school? Yeah, Me neither.


10. I may not be that funny or athletic or good looking or smart
or talented. I forgot where I was going with this.


11. I love approaching 90, I learn something new every day and
forget 5 other things.


12. A thief broke into my house last night. He started
searching for money so I woke up and searched with him.


13. I think I'll just put an "Out of Order" sticker on
my forehead and call it a day.


14. Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick
up speed.


Pass this along to your fellow seniors, I did. 

& some younger, so that they know what's coming
 
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