nutrition of 1 chip

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JohnEGreen

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Actually by a strange coincidence I did have just one MacDonald's fry yesterday I pinched it from my daughter's portion while she wasn't looking it was very nice too.
 
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ladybird64

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This is pretty (80s Metal) rock & roll..... All it needs is the "cod piece"!?? \m/

If I wore this, would it make me a rock chi..p?:D
 

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Nobody does, since chips come in different sizes.

Surely there must be an ISO standard size chip? Any chip conforming to this standard would presumably have a mass that's accurate within say, +/- 15% (unless it's the older version of the standard, and would thus be +/- 20%).
 
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Ah but if it fell outside the ISO standards it wouldn't be called a chip and so bypassed the standard!
 
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What a disappointment ... I've reached the end of the thread. So hilarious though.
Come on guys, you can't leave it here. I need my daily fix of a good laugh ;)

By the way, where does the microchip fit into this scenario? ... and then there's the microchip (ID sort) - I wonder how many carbs are in one of those???
 
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This will do the ruddy lot. Salads no problem..!
It's one solution if your into LC or old skool carb pollution
11 different size of fries.. Simplifies, to catagorise carb portions,so no distortion,
Taytoes chopped in an accurate one stop shop when you wanna try arch enimy starch
No sloppy belief in a random gestimate when potatoes change in shape you can't count on a measure tape
For all your carb count needs when bolus & feed can't be deceived by an underground root seed
randomness in cut is a thing of the past. This will cover your ****.No masking the contents, just Taylored to act with a snap.
... Or just be more dilligent when chopping a snack.?

Peace..
Ch ch check it out..
 
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why can't everyone get on........
This will do the ruddy lot. Salads no problem..!
It's one solution if your into LC or old skool carb pollution
11 different size of fries.. Simplifies, to catagorise carb portions,so no distortion,
Taytoes chopped in an accurate one stop shop when you wanna try arch enimy starch
No sloppy belief in a random gestimate when potatoes change in shape you can't count on a measure tape
For all your carb count needs when bolus & feed can't be deceived by an underground root seed
randomness in cut is a thing of the past. This will cover your ****.No masking the contents, just Taylored to act with a snap.
... Or just be more dilligent when chopping a snack.?

Peace..
Ch ch check it out..
isn't that the lyrics to one of your songs ??:D
 

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isn't that the lyrics to one of your songs ??:D

I felt it was just time for some fine cut measured rhyme?
Not wishing to distract, slack or undermine
But point attention at a tool for consistent shaped home food
It would be rude not to mention to the OCD that conformity can be obtained
You can weigh em individual or bulk, drain of the residual & cater bespoke
No matter how the chips are rearranged on a plate with this great device
Anyone can dice in a trice like a pro with a killer blow...

Respect. ;)
 
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