Old Age

[Pura Vida]

To all of you OWLS
(Older Wiser Laughing Souls)

Wisdom from Grandpa .......Whether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries.

Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar.
Too many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good.


When a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts whenthey try to decide which one.
If a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag.
On anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never the present.
A foolish husband says to his wife, "Honey, you stick to thewashin', ironin', cookin' and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna work."
The bonds of matrimony are a good investment only when the interest is kept up.
Many girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make beds and is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders.
Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.
The older we get,the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people to know "why" I look this way. I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved.
How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?
When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to your youth....Remember about Algebra.
You know you are getting old, when everything either dries up or leaks.
I don't know how I got over the hill without getting to the top.
One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it is such a nice change from being young.


Ah, being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.


Old age is when former classmates are so gray and wrinkled and bald, they don't recognize you.

If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have anything to laugh at when you are old.
Have a GREAT day.......and keep Laughing
And remember gettin' Old, ain't for SISSYs.

 

[kitedoc]

When I go to the beauty parlour, I always use the back entrance. Sometimes I just go for an estimate.
Better a bald head, than no head at all.
The years that a woman subtracts from her age are not lost. They are added to the ages of other women.
The first half of our lives are run by our parents, and the second half by our children.
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
A man may keep his nose to the grindstone, but a woman better stop now and then to powder hers.
Vanity is one the the major forces in our solar system.
The old believe everything, the middle aged suspect everything, and the young know everything.
Middle age: When you'r willing to get up and give up your seat to a lady - and can't.
When you are young you challenge your body, when old it challenges you.
You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
Beauty: The power by which a woman charms and lover and terrifies a husband.