CARP - Canadian Association of Retired People
Questions and Answers from
CARP Forum
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Q: Where can single men over the age of 70 find
younger women who are interested in them? | A: Try a bookstore, under
Fiction. |
Q: What can a man do while his wife is going
through menopause? | A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can
finish the basement. When you're done, you will have a place to live. |
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Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your
over-70 year-old husband? | A: Tell him you're
pregnant. |
Q: How can you avoid that terrible curse of the
elderly wrinkles? | A: Take off your
glasses. |
Q: Seriously! What can I do for these crow's feet
and all those wrinkles on my face? | A: Go braless. It will usually pull them out. |
Q: Why should 70-plus year old people use valet
parking? | A: Valets don't forget where they park your car. |
Q: Is it common for 70-plus year olds to have
problems with short term memory storage? | A: Storing memory is not a problem. Retrieving it
is the problem. |
Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly? | A: Yes, but usually in the
afternoon. |
Q: Where should 70-plus year olds look for eye
glasses? | A: On their
foreheads. |
Q: What is the most common remark made by 70-plus
year olds when they enter antique stores? | A: "Gosh, I remember
these!" |
