1. Age is a high price to pay for maturity. ~Tom Stoppard
<
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tom_Stoppard>
2. No man is ever old enough to know better. ~Holbrook Jackson
<
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holbrook_Jackson>
3. Time may be a great healer, but it’s a lousy beautician. ~Author
Unknown
4. When I was a boy, the Dead Sea was only sick. ~George Burns
<
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Burns>
5. A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams. ~John
Barrymore <
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Barrymore>
6. You’re only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.
~Ogden
Nash <
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ogden_Nash>
7. Old age isn’t so bad when you consider the alternative. ~Maurice
Chevalier <
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maurice_Chevalier>
8. You know you’re getting old when you get that one candle on the cake.
It’s like, “See if you can blow this out.” ~Jerry Seinfeld
<
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jerry_Seinfeld>
9. Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while
driving. ~Author Unknown
10. Old age is when you resent the swimsuit issue of Sports
Illustrated because there are fewer articles to read. ~George Burns
<
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Burns>
11. A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every
year. I told him, ‘“At my age, I don’t even buy green bananas.”
~Claude
Pepper <
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Claude_Pepper>
12. You know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than the
cake. ~Bob
Hope <
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bob_Hope>
13. He’s so old that when he orders a three-minute egg, they ask for the
money upfront. ~George Burns <
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Burns>
14. By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he’s too old to go
anywhere. ~Billy Crystal <
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Billy_Crystal>
15. True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high
school class is running the country. ~Kurt Vonnegut
<
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kurt_Vonnegut>
16. There is no pleasure worth forgoing just for an extra three years in
the geriatric ward. ~John Mortimer
<
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Mortimer>
17. You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make
you want to live to be a hundred. ~Woody Allen
<
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Woody_Allen>
18. As you get older, three things happen. The first is your memory goes,
and I can’t remember the other two. ~Sir Norman Wisdom
<
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Norman_Wisdom>
19. I don’t do drugs anymore. I can get the same effect just by standing up
fast. ~Author Unknown
20. None are so old as those who have outlived enthusiasm. ~Henry David
Thoreau <
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henry_David_Thoreau>
21. Talk about getting old. I was getting dressed, and a peeping tom looked
in the window, took a look, and pulled down the shade. ~Joan Rivers
<
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joan_Rivers>
22 Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have
the most live the longest. ~Larry Lorenzoni
23. It’s not that I’m afraid to die; I just don’t want to be there
when it
happens. ~Woody Allen <
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Woody_Allen>
24. If I’d known I was going to live this long, I’d have taken better
care
of myself. ~*Mac McHale*