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Oldies...but fun on a cold day!
OUTHOUSE PROBLEMS
When Ole accidentally lost 50 cents in the outhouse, he immediately
threw in his watch and billfold. He explained, 'I'm not going down
dere yust for 50 centsVE COULDN'T AFFORD MORE
Two Norwegians from Minnesota went fishing in Canada and returned
with one fish. 'The way I figger it, dat fish cost us $400' said the
first fellow. 'Vell,' said the other, 'At dat price it's a good ting
ve only caught one'THE RELATIONS
Ole and Lena were getting on in years. Ole was 92 and Lena was 89.
One evening they were sitting on the porch in their rockers and Ole
reached over and patted Lena on her knee. ' Lena, vat ever happened
tew our sex relations?' He asked. 'Vell, Ole, I yust don't know,'
replied Lena . 'I don't tink ve even got a card from dem last
Christmas.'MUSIC SOLUTION
Ole bought Lena a piano for her birthday. A few weeks later, Lars
inquired how she was doing with it.
'Oh,' said Ole, 'I persvaded her to svitch to a clarinet.' 'How come?'
asked Lars. 'Vell,' Ole answered, 'because vith a clarinet, she can't sing.THE PRANK CALL
The phone rings in the middle of the night when Ole and Lena are in
bed and Ole answers. 'Vell how da hell should I know, dats two tousand
miles from here' he says and hangs up. 'Who vas dat?' asks Lena. 'I
donno, some fool vanting to know if da coast vas clear.’HONEYMOON TRIP
On their honeymoon trip they were nearing Minneapolis when Ole put
his hand on Lena 's knee. Giggling, Lena said, 'Ole, you can go
farther dan dat if you vant to’. So Ole drove to Duluth.DA PARTY
Ole was arrested one night while walking bare naked down the streets
of the little town of Alexandria, Minnesota.
The policeman, who was a good friend of Ole's said, 'Ole. What in
the world are you doing?
Where are your clothes? You're naked.'
'Yah, I know,' said Ole. 'You see, I vas over to dat 'playboy' Swen's
for his birthday party. Dere vas about ten of us. Der vas boys and
girls.'
'Is that right?', his policeman friend asked.
'Yah, Yah, anyvay, dat Swen, he says, 'Everybody get into the bedroom!
'So vee all go into the bedroom, where den he yells, 'Everybody git
naked!' 'Vel, vee all got undressed.
Den he yells, 'Everybody go to town!'
I guess I'm the first one here!
OUTHOUSE PROBLEMS
When Ole accidentally lost 50 cents in the outhouse, he immediately
threw in his watch and billfold. He explained, 'I'm not going down
dere yust for 50 centsVE COULDN'T AFFORD MORE
Two Norwegians from Minnesota went fishing in Canada and returned
with one fish. 'The way I figger it, dat fish cost us $400' said the
first fellow. 'Vell,' said the other, 'At dat price it's a good ting
ve only caught one'THE RELATIONS
Ole and Lena were getting on in years. Ole was 92 and Lena was 89.
One evening they were sitting on the porch in their rockers and Ole
reached over and patted Lena on her knee. ' Lena, vat ever happened
tew our sex relations?' He asked. 'Vell, Ole, I yust don't know,'
replied Lena . 'I don't tink ve even got a card from dem last
Christmas.'MUSIC SOLUTION
Ole bought Lena a piano for her birthday. A few weeks later, Lars
inquired how she was doing with it.
'Oh,' said Ole, 'I persvaded her to svitch to a clarinet.' 'How come?'
asked Lars. 'Vell,' Ole answered, 'because vith a clarinet, she can't sing.THE PRANK CALL
The phone rings in the middle of the night when Ole and Lena are in
bed and Ole answers. 'Vell how da hell should I know, dats two tousand
miles from here' he says and hangs up. 'Who vas dat?' asks Lena. 'I
donno, some fool vanting to know if da coast vas clear.’HONEYMOON TRIP
On their honeymoon trip they were nearing Minneapolis when Ole put
his hand on Lena 's knee. Giggling, Lena said, 'Ole, you can go
farther dan dat if you vant to’. So Ole drove to Duluth.DA PARTY
Ole was arrested one night while walking bare naked down the streets
of the little town of Alexandria, Minnesota.
The policeman, who was a good friend of Ole's said, 'Ole. What in
the world are you doing?
Where are your clothes? You're naked.'
'Yah, I know,' said Ole. 'You see, I vas over to dat 'playboy' Swen's
for his birthday party. Dere vas about ten of us. Der vas boys and
girls.'
'Is that right?', his policeman friend asked.
'Yah, Yah, anyvay, dat Swen, he says, 'Everybody get into the bedroom!
'So vee all go into the bedroom, where den he yells, 'Everybody git
naked!' 'Vel, vee all got undressed.
Den he yells, 'Everybody go to town!'
I guess I'm the first one here!
