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Our Man Shed

zand said:
Guys! I've just been out for a pint and a meal with the family and I get back and find this.....what are you lot on? o_O:wideyed:
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What ever it is. The plot to assassinate Hitler didn't go too well.. They didn't even find the right decade.! :rolleyes:

 
Indeed. This guy clearly took a "pan galactic cigarette break" that caused concern for Mulder & Scully...

 
Enclave said:
Hi Kat,
The invitation is in the post ....should be with you on a week or two ..sent it by Royal Mail :cool:
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Well I will be watching out for it along with other she shed girls ...:)
Hope you have put a stamp on it ,,no post yet :(
Good to get to know your neighbours :rolleyes:
 
Enclave said:
Not now we have a room for them ... And they can do their girly things in it like ..washing the dishes and running around with a duster to get those cobwebs I keep walking into !

They will only be visiting ..not staying over (behave)
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Who advertised .. For man slave .. Contract and terms and conditions to suits needs of she shed ..:rolleyes:
 
Now everyone ...just to keep up ..the man Shed is shed size now ..planning restrictions forbade its extended interior... We have a bee hive that has been invaded by intergalactic bees ..their hive has taken on the tardis dimensions ..and lots of other things
 
Your forgetting @Enclave is now banished to the girl shed as punishment for CRIMES AGAINST TIME.! o_O

... Grab the duster & the pinney with the arrow print on the way out dude, :oops:;)
 
Enclave said:
Now everyone ...just to keep up ..the man Shed is shed size now ..planning restrictions forbade its extended interior... We have a bee hive that has been invaded by intergalactic bees ..their hive has taken on the tardis dimensions ..and lots of other things
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Trouble is when they came to inspect our shed we were light years away in theuniverse,let us know when they are gone
 
Ok ... Man shed has gone !!!! Woodworm traveled from the bee hive and both are a little pile of sawdust .. Sob :nailbiting::(:sorry:
 
OK, Plan B: Take over the girl shed. We'll be busy chucking out the candles, and patchouli & bergamot incense sticks for a while, but the masseur ought to be able to help .... :D
 
Hi boys .. Well man shed :eek:

Girl shed will be having a garden party and picnic , all weekend feel free to drop in ... Neighbourhood friendliness ...:chicken:
@Enclave
 
Enclave said:
Will look forward to it ...just sitting with a tube of glue and a pile of sawdust at the moment @Kat100
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My calculations are correct then..? I estimated when the "wormhole" collapsed, it would cause a Big Bang in another dimension resulting in a two dimensional "flat pack" chipboard universe.. The rip in the fabric of space can be detected in Scandinavia & are multiplying as IKEA outlets throughout the UK too...!
 
After many many hours of glueing .. and a little creative licence ..we have our man shed back ...its smaller on the inside than it looks on the outside .. but hayhoe ... who's got the BBQ ..
 
Thank you very much

Any sleeping bags in the shed as I am ready for bed
 
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