Psychiatrist vs. Bartender

[CollieBoy]

Psychiatrist vs. Bartender

EVER SINCE I WAS A CHILD,
I'VE ALWAYS HAD A FEAR OF SOMEONE UNDER MY BED AT NIGHT.
SO I WENT TO A SHRINK AND TOLD HIM:
“I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy.”;
“Just put yourself in my hands for one year, said the shrink.
Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears.”;
“How much do you charge?
“Eighty dollars per visit,”; replied the doctor.
“I'll sleep on it,”; I said.
Six months later the doctor met me on the street.
“Why didn't you come to see me about those fears you were having?”; He asked.
“Well, Eighty bucks a visit, three times a week for a year, is $12,480.00.
A bartender cured me for $10.00.
I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought me a new pickup truck.”;

“Is that so?”; With a bit of an attitude he said,
“and how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?”;

“He told me to cut the legs off the bed. Ain't nobody under there now.”;
FORGET THE SHRINKS..
HAVE A DRINK & TALK TO A BARTENDER!
IT'S ALWAYS BETTER TO GET A SECOND OPINION.

 

[zand]

lol love it. I'll tell my shrink that one next week.