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- Type of diabetes
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Subject: Quotes
A Little Bit of Humour
Redefined:
Coffee (n.), a person who is coughed upon.
Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you have gained.
Abdicate (v.), to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.
Negligent (adj.), describes a condition in which you absentmindedly answer the door in your nightie.
Gargoyle (n.), an olive-flavored mouthwash.
Flatulence (n.) the emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a steamroller.
Frisbeetarianism (n.), The belief that, when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck there.
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Quotations from Mark Twain:
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce.
Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
A Little Bit of Humour
Redefined:
Coffee (n.), a person who is coughed upon.
Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you have gained.
Abdicate (v.), to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.
Negligent (adj.), describes a condition in which you absentmindedly answer the door in your nightie.
Gargoyle (n.), an olive-flavored mouthwash.
Flatulence (n.) the emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a steamroller.
Frisbeetarianism (n.), The belief that, when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck there.
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Quotations from Mark Twain:
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce.
Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
