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Room 101 (like the TV prog)

Pipp said:
Was going to say "sorry" then, but already at the door of room 101, and rather like it outside, so will be quiet.
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S'ok. Just sick again. Getting really fed up now. Don't think I like my painkillers or antibiotics. Feeling a bit sorry for myself as I hate puking x
 
zand said:
My son loves puking.
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I am putting puking into room 101.

It may be a good way of the body defending itself from poisons and stuff but it hurts like hell, leaves you feeling weak and tired, and it stinks!
 
MrsB said:
S'ok. Just sick again. Getting really fed up now. Don't think I like my painkillers or antibiotics. Feeling a bit sorry for myself as I hate puking x
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Pop 'em in 101 then. That'll teach them!

All those brain-dead-teenage-boys (and their mobile phones and bicycles) are trapped in there now. Bumping into each other in the dark, lit only by the light from their phone screens, frantically texting each other for a way out. And their batteries are running down... And the shadows are spreading...

*evil cackle *
 
Brunneria said:
Pop 'em in 101 then. That'll teach them!

All those brain-dead-teenage-boys (and their mobile phones and bicycles) are trapped in there now. Bumping into each other in the dark, lit only by the light from their phone screens, frantically texting each other for a way out. And their batteries are running down... And the shadows are spreading...

*evil cackle *
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Good, I hope they run into the large van that keeps blocking my access to my home. And the arrogant bloke who knows he is doing it, as I have told him, nicely, that it is the only level access to the house I have and some days that means I am trapped.
 
Pipp said:
Good, I hope they run into the large van that keeps blocking my access to my home. And the arrogant bloke who knows he is doing it, as I have told him, nicely, that it is the only level access to the house I have and some days that means I am trapped.
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Yup, he's in there too.
And the lads are bumping into his van and scratching the paintwork.

Only now they've got his headlights giving some light. But the battery won't last forever.
 
MrsB said:
S'ok. Just sick again. Getting really fed up now. Don't think I like my painkillers or antibiotics. Feeling a bit sorry for myself as I hate puking x
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Quite right that you indulge in feeling sorry for yourself. Ignore requests to do anything other than distract yourself from pain, puke, and meds, and indulge in venting away.
Well done @Brunneria for devising this.
 
I like the way you all think.

Feel a bit sorry for those Puke covered bruised battered teenagers.... Nah maybe not
 
I wonder if we could fix my malevolent soap dispenser onto the wall, with a random timer.

A bit like Projectile Chinese Soap Torture.

Are you going to let it in now?
Pleeeaaaasse?
 
Brunneria said:
Yup, he's in there too.
And the lads are bumping into his van and scratching the paintwork.

Only now they've got his headlights giving some light. But the battery won't last forever.
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Nah, the paint is all rusty anyway, but it may mean the lads get scratched and scraped, and the puke gets into the open wounds, and they become infected, but the antibiotics and pain meds won't help them because they are contaminated, so they moan with misery and guy in van tries to get out of there but skids in vomit and destroys van and bikes, but not the humans in there coz that would be too mean. Also, would like them there a bit longer, unless they are contrite, and they really do need to say sorry, because they were at fault.

Maybe we could forgive them and let them out in a few weeks if they promise to not misbehave in future.

Gee, this is good. Thanks @Brunneria
 
Brunneria said:
I wonder if we could fix my malevolent soap dispenser onto the wall, with a random timer.

A bit like Projectile Chinese Soap Torture.

Are you going to let it in now?
Pleeeaaaasse?
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No, don't think so. The reprobates would then have access to remedy for germs and infection. Let them wait to cleanse themselves when they are truly contrite.
 
Ipads that need to be recharged just when you want to keep on with the posts in this thread!
 
Pipp said:
Ipads that need to be recharged just when you want to keep on with the posts in this thread!
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Difficult one, that.

I love my iPad, but it has an irritating tendency to give up the ghost at crucial moments. Usually 10 mins before the end of the book, or get plugged in to charge all night, only to have decided NOT to charge, so it is flat in the morning.

I make allowances because he's a bit elderly, but it is very irritating.

How about putting failing iPad batteries into the room, but leave the iPads themselves out?
 
Forwarded from my dog Joseph .. I second zand's people especially people with dogs that charge over to me scaring the poo out of me !! Then they shout .. It's ok my dogs good with other dogs .. Well I am a saluki so I don't like your dam dog !
 
Enclave said:
Forwarded from my dog Joseph .. I second zand's people especially people with dogs that charge over to me scaring the poo out of me !! Then they shout .. It's ok my dogs good with other dogs .. Well I am a saluki so I don't like your dam dog !
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yep exactly, that's why I walk early so there's less chance of dogs jumping up at me. I'm with you on this one too @Enclave .
 
Yes, we can definitely put Joseph's charging dogs in!
(And Joseph's poo, if you like, because obviously we can't leave it lying there - see post #3)

I anticipate a few more bicycle collisions. How sad.
 
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