Agree there. I would normally quite happily raise a glass or 2 of vodka. Life is for living and laughing. I was laughing on the rope swings for 20 mins with the kids before I did myself in. Then came the paramedic with the entinox gas and I was laughing againI don't get drunk, but I think teetotallers and other pleasure dodgers should go in!
I don't get drunk, but I think teetotallers and other pleasure dodgers should go in!
Ah, but what is drinking is a more unpleasant experience than drinking?
I'd rather have a spiff, any day
Pipp you sound like a friend of mine from back in college. She smoked like a chimney and used to have a puff on her inhaler before each oneIn that case pass the Rizla, and my inhaler.
Pipp you sound like a friend of mine from back in college. She smoked like a chimney and used to have a puff on her inhaler before each one
I s'pose it would be rude not to really, wouldn't it?Shouldn't touch the booze either really, only have it on days with a 'y' in them.
There is always one to spoil your vibe with their galloping case of Foot In Mouth DiseaseBuggerem, she is probably jealous of the hound, was denied one as a child and has never forgotten her mindset aged 5
I vote she goes in..just for being unfair and upsetting you !
Signy
No wonder the hound likes to sniff interesting stuff if you make him wait to go to the bins.So, me and the hound are trundling round the block. Him on a shortish extender lead. We turn a corner and he discovers the most amazingly delicious whiff that simply MUST be investigated.
So he brakes. I brake too - to avoiding yanking him off his feet, or wrenching his neck.
You've seen him. 8.5lbs, soaking wet.
The sniff sniffed, and the equally important leg **** cocked, we proceed.
And a woman, walking in the other direction, says
'Well, we know who's in charge of you, don't we?'What a *****.
He's actually quite a well trained dog. Waits at the front door until he's given permission to come out to the bins with me. Sits and lets me go through the front door first. Does Meercat impressions on command. Sits, lies, waits on command.
But sniffing, widdling and investigating... Well, it's just mental cruelty to deny a dog those, isn't it?
I just pity any dog that woman had control over.
Two nominations from me today.....
As we only drink alcohol on days with a 'y' in them, I nominate any 'non y containing days'
And
Towels that just push the moisture around for a bit without actually soaking it up. Towels have one job in life, to make us drier than before we picked the towel up, if we're just as wet at the end of the drying operation then the towel has failed!
Surely we all remember being kids at the swimming pool, after swimming the most heinous crime was being the LAST ONE in the changing rooms, because of this we didn't dry ourselves and our pants used to roll up when we tried to put them on!
We don't need this to happen now we're adults just because a towel can't be @rsed to do its job!
At the risk of offending people on this forum (apologies in advance) ... something that has bugged me for many a year is 'Trick or Treating' at Halloween. Personally I think it's wrong on many levels to allow your children to (a) go to complete strangers' houses and demand sweets and (b) throw an egg at their house if they don't oblige. (Forgive me if this is not big in England, it didn't happen when I lived there!)
'Back in the day' we used to dress as Witches, carve lanterns out of swedes or pumpkins and participate in apple dunking (?). I reckon kids would get a great deal more pleasure out of doing that sort of stuff .... Trick or Treat is American, whatever happened to good old British traditions?
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