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Rude awakening

borderter

borderter

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Up at four am not feeling well so when hubby got up at eight I went back to bed and briefly fell asleep untill one of my cats decided to jump from the high windowsill onto my boobs with claws fully out owowow .Less than two years from bypass so chest area vulnerable still ,yelled myself to fully awake and my hubby rushed upstairs (his type of rush ) thinking heart attack at least .Wonder what heart consultant will think of my holes and scratches when i see him next week ?maybe think hubby is very virile for an old guy
 
borderter said:
Up at four am not feeling well so when hubby got up at eight I went back to bed and briefly fell asleep untill one of my cats decided to jump from the high windowsill onto my boobs with claws fully out owowow .Less than two years from bypass so chest area vulnerable still ,yelled myself to fully awake and my hubby rushed upstairs (his type of rush ) thinking heart attack at least .Wonder what heart consultant will think of my holes and scratches when i see him next week ?maybe think hubby is very virile for an old guy
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LOL.

:D
 
borderter said:
Up at four am not feeling well so when hubby got up at eight I went back to bed and briefly fell asleep untill one of my cats decided to jump from the high windowsill onto my boobs with claws fully out owowow .Less than two years from bypass so chest area vulnerable still ,yelled myself to fully awake and my hubby rushed upstairs (his type of rush ) thinking heart attack at least .Wonder what heart consultant will think of my holes and scratches when i see him next week ?maybe think hubby is very virile for an old guy
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If you ever find a way of stopping cats (or collies) from jumping on your body parts at night, please, please, please let me know (my collie jumped on my dangly bits last night:wideyed:, chasing a moth.)
 
I was giving my dog a hair cut, which he was totally against, he wriggled free in the process scratched inner upper thigh, I was going into hospital for an op, when I came round the doctor said you never mentioned you had a kidney transplant, I looked bemused, he said the lovely scar in your groin area, oh I said the dog did that, doc said what gave you a kidney transplant, clever dog
 
Yeah.

I was woken up at 4 am by a bored cat giving me a 'love bite' on the arm. O joy.

We are having to keep him inside for a few weeks, and he is BORED!
I've just spent chunks of the evening trying to wear him out.
Not looking forward to tonights fun and games...
 
My dog always seems to find the sensitive parts of my boobs and use them as shelves to peer out my bedroom window. Not appreciated.
 
Oh deary me

You know you have just made me smile from ear to ear:D

One of those 'you know you should not laugh' moments, but from the opening post and others contributions, tears have streamed down my face:D

Thank you all for brightening up an awful day so far x
 
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