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Sayings

Andy12345 said:
i am a fan of sayings, mainly because they are short and easy to read lol but i like the ones that make me think, then smile, this is my current favourite, albert einstein is credited with saying it....

Everybody is a Genius. But If You Judge a Fish by Its Ability to Climb a Tree, It Will Live Its Whole Life Believing that It is Stupid.
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Seen that one on a few forums, One of my favourite ones :D
 
Scandichic said:
I have a slightly naughty one - coined by my husband. More of a strap line for Minecraft, actually! Apologies in advance.....
Minecraft - enabling parents to have a sex life since 2011.
He, he.....
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hahahah that's great
 
Here's one from my most fav movie of all time The Shawshank Redemption:

"Hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things and no good thing ever dies".

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I love some of these words...:)
I was in a gift shop yesterday and i saw a plaque which said...
" My husband and I divorced because of religion, he thought he was God and I disagreed"..

I hope i dont offend...it made me smile..just thought i'd pass it on..
 
Ali B said:
I love some of these words...:)
I was in a gift shop yesterday and i saw a plaque which said...
" My husband and I divorced because of religion, he thought he was God and I disagreed"..

I hope i dont offend...it made me smile..just thought i'd pass it on..
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Oh yes...although it doesn't leave much hope for me!

"Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart" Caryn Leschen

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Let it out and let it in. - Paul McCartney
I have this tattooed on my inner forearm and read it often in times of stress.
 
"She thinks she pees lavender water" .....was my grandmother's way of describing someone she thought a little too arrogant.
 
Scandichic said:
About 6 months ago, I was paying for the car parking and had my youngest with me. Unfortunately I didn't have enough change so I had to use a note . It then gave me the change in pounds. This complete ar@@ got his knickers in a twist and started having a go. I remained calm and stood my ground. Then the amount of coins, jammed the machine. He then tried to lean around me and insert his ticket. I told him to wait his turn and pressed the help button. Fortunately the car park attendant heard him and came and sorted out the machine. Anyway the point of this story is that when this ar@@hole got back to his car, someone had scratched his car really badly and driven off. What goes around.... (It wasn't me by the way!)
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That reminds me of one of my sayings "karma is a ***** and will bite you in the ass"


Type 2 diagnosed 24/01/2013.
Novomix 30, Victoza, Simvistatin.
 
" You Live and Learn"
"Hindsight is a wonderful thing "
" Look before you Leap"
 
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Oh this is good!

"If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you'd best teach it to dance" George Bernard Shaw

My skeletons are having a hoedown....there are so many they have partners! :hilarious:
 
You may think the grass is greener on the other side...if you take the time to water your own grass it would be just as green.
 
We women are angels, When somone breaks our wings we continue to fly.............
on a broomstick...We are flexible like that!!!
 
"It's the longest journey that's never started"

and although I know it's a bit hackneyed "The longest journey begins with the first step" and that's true! :)
 
This poem has helped me so many times, it's in a frame on the wall and when I am really, really down I read it aloud....very loud!! :happy:

Invictus
Out of the night that covers me,
Black as the Pit from pole to pole,
I thank whatever gods may be
For my unconquerable soul.

In the fell clutch of circumstance
I have not winced nor cried aloud.
Under the bludgeonings of chance
My head is bloody, but unbowed.

Beyond this place of wrath and tears
Looms but the Horror of the shade,
And yet the menace of the years
Finds, and shall find, me unafraid.

It matters not how strait the gate,
How charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate:
I am the captain of my soul.

William Ernest Henley

.....................it helps if you shout the last two lines! :joyful:
 
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Thanks for that Popsy, it's perfect. I have printed it out to read every day.
 
A wonderful friend posted this on Facebook today. It's marvellous don't you think? :happy:

"Don't ruin a good today by thinking about a bad yesterday".

I do think that it might be said not to obsess about a bad yesterday really, sometimes it's hard to let go of it and not just from yesterday either. What about all that stuff we hang onto from our lives? What a wonderful thing it would be to live in the moment, just for now. :)

And it's true that worrying about stuff we would do better to forget about really does mess up the 'now'. :D
 
Never kick a dog up the bum if you got your finger in its mouth
 
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