Second helpings

[Squire Fulwood]

I have a number of nieces and nephews and they used to say funny things now and then. One nephew used to stay to school dinners where going round for second helpings was allowed if there were sweets left over.

He came home and announced to his mother, "I had secs in school today".

We managed to calm her down but I don't think she will ever get over it.

 

[CollieBoy]

At least he didn't have the runny rice pudding that my school served. I wouln't like him to tell his mother the "dinner lady" gave him "sloppy seconds"