Senior trying to get a password!

[Randburg]

WINDOWS: Please enter your new password.
USER: cabbage
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must be more than 8 characters.
USER: boiled cabbage
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain 1 numerical character.
USER: 1 boiled cabbage
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot have blank spaces.
USER: 50 bl%$dy boiled cabbages
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain at least one upper case character.
USER: 50 BL%$DY boiledcabbages
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot use more than one upper case character consecutively.
USER: 50 BL%$DYBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourA%$IfYouDon'tGiveMeAccessNow!
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot contain punctuation.
USER: ReallyPi*#edOff50Bl%$dyBoiledCabbages,ShovedUpYourA%$,IfYouDontGiveMeAccessNow

WINDOWS: Sorry, that password is already in use.

 

[Robinredbreast]

Brilliant and so funny lol

 

[JTL]

WINDOWS: Please enter your new password.
USER: cabbage
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must be more than 8 characters.
USER: boiled cabbage
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain 1 numerical character.
USER: 1 boiled cabbage
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot have blank spaces.
USER: 50 bl%$dy boiled cabbages
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain at least one upper case character.
USER: 50 BL%$DY boiledcabbages
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot use more than one upper case character consecutively.
USER: 50 BL%$DYBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourA%$IfYouDon'tGiveMeAccessNow!
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot contain punctuation.
USER: ReallyPi*#edOff50Bl%$dyBoiledCabbages,ShovedUpYourA%$,IfYouDontGiveMeAccessNow

WINDOWS: Sorry, that password is already in use.

That really did make me LOL!

 

[Squire Fulwood]

And then they say don't write it down and remember your password.