Pura Vida
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SMART **** ANSWER 6
It was mealtime during a flight on a British Airways plane:
"Would you like dinner?" the flight attendant asked the man seated in the front row.
"What are my choices?" the man asked.
"Yes or no," she replied.
SMART **** ANSWER 5
A lady was picking through the frozen Chickens at a Woolworth's store but she couldn't find one big enough for her family.
She asked a passing assistant, "Do these Chickens get any bigger?"
The assistant replied, "I'm afraid not, they're dead."
SMART **** ANSWER 4
Policeman got out of his car and teenager he stopped for speeding rolled down his window
"I've been waiting for you all day," the Cop said.
The lad replied, "Well I got here as fast as I could."
When the policeman finally stopped laughing, he sent the lad on his way without a ticket.
SMART **** ANSWER 3
A truckie was driving along on a country road. A sign came up that read "Low Bridge Ahead."
Before he realized it, the bridge was directly ahead and he got stuck under it.
Cars were backed up for miles. Finally, a police car arrived.
The policeman got out of his car and walked to the lorry's cab and said to the driver, "Got stuck, eh?"
The lorry driver said, "No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of diesel!"
It was mealtime during a flight on a British Airways plane:
"Would you like dinner?" the flight attendant asked the man seated in the front row.
"What are my choices?" the man asked.
"Yes or no," she replied.
SMART **** ANSWER 5
A lady was picking through the frozen Chickens at a Woolworth's store but she couldn't find one big enough for her family.
She asked a passing assistant, "Do these Chickens get any bigger?"
The assistant replied, "I'm afraid not, they're dead."
SMART **** ANSWER 4
Policeman got out of his car and teenager he stopped for speeding rolled down his window
"I've been waiting for you all day," the Cop said.
The lad replied, "Well I got here as fast as I could."
When the policeman finally stopped laughing, he sent the lad on his way without a ticket.
SMART **** ANSWER 3
A truckie was driving along on a country road. A sign came up that read "Low Bridge Ahead."
Before he realized it, the bridge was directly ahead and he got stuck under it.
Cars were backed up for miles. Finally, a police car arrived.
The policeman got out of his car and walked to the lorry's cab and said to the driver, "Got stuck, eh?"
The lorry driver said, "No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of diesel!"
