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Some facts

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by Pura Vida, May 9, 2020.

  1. Pura Vida

    Pura Vida Type 2 · Well-Known Member

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    I’m as bored as an Amish electrician.

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    Ontario has banned groups larger than 5.

    If you’re a family of 6, you’re all about to find out who’s the least favorite!


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    The longer this goes on, the harder it will be to return to a society where pants and bras are required!

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    Happy hour is starting earlier and earlier.

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    If this keeps up, I’ll be pouring wine in my cereal!

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    Today’s Weather? Room temperature

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    30 Days Hath September, April, June and November

    All the rest have 31 … except March which had 8000


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    Smoking pot and skipping school had me in trouble constantly.

    Now weed’s legal and schools closed … **** kids are livin’ the dream!


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    This is stupid. I just tried to make my own hand sanitizer and it came out as a rum & coke!

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    If you get an email with the subject “Knock Knock”, don’t open it.

    It’s a Jehovah Witness working from home


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    After a few days of not going out, I saw someone I knew walking by on the sidewalk outside.

    I immediately ran to the window and started yelling to them.

    Now I understand dogs.


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    Day 8 of social isolation and it’s looking like Vegas in my house:

    We’re losing money by the minute.

    Cocktails are acceptable at any hour.

    Nobody knows what time it is.
     
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